Dinner with David Episode 1

I knew something like this was bound to happen sooner or later out here...

Breakin Bottles...

Sunday Nights in the SD...a direct rival to the OC.

Ssshhhowtime, Ssshhowtime...

just some of the highlights of the recent "dude's cruise + Amanda" (one of the only girls in the world who is cool enough to hang all week on a boat with us).


The first thing I noticed about the ship was this amazing "TRON" backdrop. We were totally in the future there.


There is no softer place than Jentry's stomach...I think all of us can attest to that.


Words cannot describe this...


No, Garred is not drunk. Although I don't expect anyone to believe that cause...how could he not be drunk?


Getting ready for the night at the club was a very important time. I'm glad I was able to catch the energy of the moment in this.


Docked at Cozumel. That is one big floating symbol of great American trash.


Cool sunburn Dave...you freakin loser.


Carson and me. We really get a kick out of each other.


Chichen Itza. No one seems to notice the big Ancient temple right behind them.


Jentry show's on? Sorry Mayan temple, you're cool - but not that cool. On with the show!


uh.


un huh.


Dig.


oh my. Happy Ending.


Garred was being called home by some inaudible language. We almost lost him for good.


Wow. No wonder we almost lost him.


wow.


Ancient Columns...


Are meant to be climbed on.


You can imagine why most of us eventually got kicked out of the park.


More columns.






Bought a Coke from this kid's mom. Instead of School, he's selling Coke at Chichen Itza. I wished he was selling fried chicken though...that would have hit the spot.


We came back to our room and our room steward had made a towel sculpture for us. I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that's male genitalia and NOT a cute little animal of some sort.

My most photogenic night ever!!

Today I was looking at some old photos when I noticed that there was a certain group of them that were simply...phenomenal. I just can't explain it. "I have never looked so good in my life", I thought to myself as I felt a sudden rush of butterflies permeate my chest - some of them getting caught in the dense forest of chest hair. What was this feeling? Was I so good looking in these pictures that I myself was brought to blush at the sight of such exquisite beauty? Simply Phenomenal. I wonder what other people must think? I sincerely hope I don't end up breaking up any marriages or turning too many strait men gay. Being this good looking is difficult...it's the biggest burden I have been called to bear in my short life. I think it was Uncle Ben in "Spiderman" that said, "Remember Peter, with great power comes great responsiblity". I'll remember that Uncle Ben, I'll never forget you. I love you.

All of these pictures were taken on the same night if you can believe that.

Where da Party at??

I live in California now. Hence the cool shades. I have no life here outside of work. That is why I am posting to my blog on a Saturday night at 7 pm. That is how cool I am. This place instantly makes people cool. CALIFORN-I-A!!